FAIL

Why even go to the gym??
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Weird, Weird Gifts

Why again would i want my cookies in the shape of a fetus??

Give the gift of nothing. I am going to give this to somebody. This is funny. I would be pissed!

Why?? Why would i buy underwear that is made to fit 2 people? Why do i need to wear my underwear WITH somebody? Who thought of this S?

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Look-A-Likes

Do you know what’s funny??? THIS.

Whoever put together this compiliation of sheer madness was sheer genius! I mean these people really look like their counterparts set be side them. It only gets better. Look at more here…..

Photoshopping Hilarity

This is some of the best photoshopping i have ever seen. If i didn’t know any better and wasn’t a movie junkie, i wouldn’t be able to even tell that this stuff is soo altered!

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More Chuck Norris “Facts”

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine “Chuck Norris.” When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it’s bruised remains into Google Dark.

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Chuck Norris is the TIHS!

Because you can’t help but love this guy and that facts that come with him. Here are some Chuck Norris facts.

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.